Friday 26 October 2007

The Mystique of Kamla to Panday's Mag(deo)

I think at some point in time, every boy wonders about what it must be like to have breasts. After time, some of us grow past this stage and are able to see a woman as an individual and not just someone who has strangely exciting body parts. For others...well, not so much growth is achieved.

How the woman get jam so? Uproar in the nation, UNC-Alliance mad tuh treat Kamla so. She was Bas girl! He protoge! The Robin tuh his Batman! She get embrace and then disgrace.

Undoubtedly, if elected Leader of the UNC-Alliance, Kamla would have wielded immense power. And she had more than enough support within the party if it took 5 hours of deliberations to come to a decision other than Kamla at the helm. The current joint leadership is a sham. Warner is the financier, the money. If Jack threatens to leave, where does new money come from? Not just new money, but new money equal to Jack's? Hmmm.....

In the now infamous rally, Kamla said "I want to tell my political enemies close to me and far away that Kamla is a woman who gets knocked down, but she gets up again and they are never going to keep me down."
Yes Kamla, play dead tuh catch corbeaux live. But is two ah dem ent?
Aite, de corbeaux have de money, but what about de silverfox?

Ahhhhhh, she forget silverfox.

Silverfox bring back Ramesh.
Ramesh and Kamla don't talk at all, at all, at all.
Tuh use 'hate' is tuh treat it lightly. Look Kamla and Jack was talking on de campaign trail after d whole leadership stink, sharing seat next tuh each other and ting.

Ramesh and Kamla...dat and ah big belly fowl yuh will nevah see!

So, if Bas jus taking one more run, and after him only Kamla was really lineup in d party tuh take he place, why bring back power-hungry, party-splitting Ramesh?

There is a young, fresh candidate for Oropouche West. An engaging lawyer, educated in Britain who goes by the name of Mickela Panday. She is young, so she lacks political experience, but she definately has her father's charisma. With a few more years, and his guidance, she will be a most formidable opponent. A few years. She secures her seat in this election, Ramesh and Kamla waste time fighting each other, once again splitting the party leaving Mickela to rise like a Phoenix from the ashes.

Or I could be mad, I mean after all it is just speculation...right?

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